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jay(on a phone): hey lil i need milk for my bacon gravy can you get some thanks.

lil: *drives to the storewile lising to dont you forget about me but he gets a flat tire* DANM IT oh look a prepare garage *pulls in the repare grage and gets a new pimped out ride and xontues driveing to the store but when he gets there he looks for a long time* well this sucks THERES NO MILIKTHERES NO MILK IN  THEIS FOOKEN FRIGE

lily: can you qiet down im trying to work here

lil: IM LOOKING MILIK FOR JAY

lily: sorry did you just say jay

lil: ye-

lily: say no more amazing persion i just know a gal who can help us both

then they both meet by this cow gril and off sqreen she sqrits milk then they go back to jays place and have some dinner
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-talks about how sticks are deadly and cased chocken stabbing and is a miltary grade wepon and cases aids and canabalisum XD
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we frist start with lil who smokes a bong and then runs up to his doctor.

lil: i think i have aids by smokeing crack

ok sorry guys this is just too stupid XD
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there was a place known as 1l2i. i know thats a werid name for a place but it was the place i grew up in untell i was 11 infact. im now 33. from my memores 1l2i was a small island. it was located around the state of hawii. i rember the place had motels that were simply a bed and nothing else and i remeber them haveing huge rides whaterslides acade games golf corses all that stuff. it even had many slots machnes according to my dad but the resion i left at 11 becuse the place was shut down to this day no one knows why but im going to find out and see and invesgate why my childhood town was abandon.

why do this you may ask. well its becuse ever since i left my home town i felt home sick esently i did not like the place i moved too wich was a city in calfrona i hated every second i was there. and i wasnt alone my parents had a hard time too. in fact they would come home to work erly becuse of all the hatered and the very charged culture that was los agulous. allso of you notice im not a good speller this is becuse im in a school that was so low bujet they made some of the students teach. im not kidding its a real thing look it up!! anyways my life in this place is to be honist boreing and fustrateing so it would be nice to see my childhood town once agian.

how ever this was easer siad than done. the town 1l2i was orginaly an amary camp during wold war 2 hence the werid name. now the camp was abondond and bout and was turn into the town that i used to know according to my dad. i refrence my dad alot becuse since it was tecaly on fuderal land and on an island no one relly knew much about it. heck due to even more complacateions the us govement dosent know about it. turst me i checked. now what i did got was a map. but thats it. im guessing since this was not on a big island i guess it was islolated a little bit more but personly i dont know.

i took a bout a flash light and a notebook with me to 1l2i to find out what happend. i step foot on the island and i saw the brick wall sorunding the town like i remeberd how ever to be expect weeds and other things were growing out of it. how ever what i saw that was odd was that there were huge places on the wall that were distoryed i was gonna climb it but whatever. thou as i was walking thou i wonderd how those things got there how would deciae or what not cased that.

i decide to look at the wall if the gafittie from years back was still there. sure enogh there was. i was wondering how it was there for so long then i looked closer and relazied that it was not paint it was blood. not only that some of it was not dryed up yet. at that pont i was scared what was actuly happening was there someone here other than me? then i herd something comeing closer so i ran off to another loacateion in the town to hide.

i whent inside of a very small motel to hide. i herd walking.
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unkown

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name: unkown (yes thats his name)

speces: expmentalk hybride of gem and human (were pink dimond got a gem human hybrid from)

gender: female 

age: 12,000 years 

looks: is 9 feet tall and has red hair and blue eyes

personality: he sees fighting as nothing more than a game and is addicted to sugary sweets

wepon of couce: a complex macine that has grappeling hooks a gas tank and what he calls lighting spears. and he can re stock these spears. this device allows him to reach 60 meeters in the air. and the lighting spears act as powerful guns.

power up: now sine he was in the gem war and his part gem hes some what corrupted i saw some what becuse in the day hes normal but at night he trans forms into a giant ape like creature who is 50 feet tall and incresses his power by 10 times over after the night is over he falls aslep not knowing what happend.
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